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The Boss PussyToys…

Me all pent up and sexually frustrated… my dude isn’t doing me right…

Make sure you read this in a sexy spanish accent… like dis…

I have to say, I wish I was using it right now instead of writing this. It was pretty freaking amazing. I also figured out why older guys like younger girls, I mean aside from the obvious. With a younger girl you do not need to be so impressive as you are with a more experienced woman who knows what it’s supposed to feel like, and my new friend is hella impressive and a must have for EVERY WOMAN embarking on her thirties, and honestly, if I could go back and do it again, I’d grab this little secret before even losing my virginity and get a head start on exploring my own sexual independence, oh the things I’d do different, but I digress… Seriously, ladies, you need this toy. Especially if you’re going to maintain the upper hand in your relationships. You know you won’t be calling any shots when you’re all weak and stupid for the dick, and this can be your ally in keeping the sensibility and illusion of independence in your household.

Another satisfied customer…

For me I need to keep away from them younger dudes. I got a taste for them now. Some of them have some good skills and are really easy to be with. So tight and buff, like early twenties. That’s the sweet spot for dudes. So eager and sexy. Mmm, where was I going with this? Oh yes, my new toy. Magic Wand. This toy is it. I had heard good things, but I guess like most women, sex is something I find I’m usually turning down, not seeking out, you know, we need to stop that. Guys wreck sex by being too pushy about it, but we need to learn to ignore them and seek it out ourselves, not the way that they want us to, but the way that we want to, hehehe, I use a Magic Wand ONE TIME, and all of a sudden I’m all sexually liberated, LOL, no, I was like this before, and I’m serious now. Ladies, fuck what your man wants, do you, and learn how to get your own pleasure because until you do, no man can help you with that. I’m just saying. The Magic Wand is a good place to start. So is the NJoy Purewand. I highly recommend both pussytoys because they are both insanely good to the pussy.

Here is another secret, of mine, other ladies can do what they want, but I think it’s a good idea to keep your pussytoys a secret. If a man wants to play with your pussytoys, make him buy you new ones. For me, my pussytoys are very special, I love and protect them, they aren’t just like, nasty old things being tossed around a bachelorette party, my pussytoys have only been with me, and if I share them, then that person is making memories on my pussytoys, which means that no matter what happens between us, be it good or bad, whenever I use my pussytoys, that person will be on my mind. Be very careful who you give that power too, or you may wind up throwing away some very boss pussytoys and compounding hurt and loss, with even more hurt and loss. Say NO!

The Magic Wand is the pussytoy to end all pussytoys. You really just need to hold it gently against the clit, you don’t even need to take off your panties, just relax, watch some porn, use your imagination, think sexy thoughts, enjoy the ride. I seriously kept mine on the lowest setting because I was tryna enjoy it for a minute and not just get it over with, and it worked out really amazing. I think I was watching a threesome on PornHub, and just wow, it kept me going for the perfect amount of time and then finished me off spectacular. It was really intense.

The wetspot don’t lie… hehe, looks like the ghost of every loser-ass dude who couldn’t give it to me right…

I just used it again. I mean, there isn’t much I can say except for wow. My freaking teeth are still chattering!!! I’m going to look for an affiliate link, this is a product I believe in, and so maybe if you buy it through my referral or recommendation, I can have a little nibble here. Honestly, even if no, I’m still going to publish this and review the product because it is super amazing. I may even post some videos of me enjoying my new little friend either to PornHub, or to YouTube, or maybe to both, I’m still working on what kind of videos I wanna make, if any, and what direction I want to go with this website. All I know is, the research phase of my whole porn idea is going smashing so far. I just might be a little bit shy about letting the whole world see my orgasm face and watch me masturbate and stuff, but who knows, maybe I should just get over myself and do it. Who cares, really? This could be the start of something very liberating… or of course I could also crush my self-esteem and collapse in on myself like a dying star, but either way, I’m ready for a change in life…

Please get in touch and let me know if you want to see me nude on webcam. I’m with a few sites so just ask for a link or lemme know if you wanna Skype instead. I’m still getting everything set up, or I can take bitcoin. I have a bitcoin wallet for some reason…