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PornHub…

Posing with my stud muffins.. (the toys)

So, for the ladies out there, I wouldn’t recommend posting anything too racy to PornHub, unless you really enjoy and want to do it for free, which most ladies don’t enjoy. Honestly, if you find your lady is acting like a miserable and unbearable bitch, perhaps you should try buying her something nice (like a new MacBook) and showing her that you value her and her happiness, because I can promise you that if the woman of your household isn’t happy, nobody else will be either, just saying this is common knowledge. Find a lady you can keep happy and you will be happy forever, never make a fool of that woman. Anyways, I’ve made a whopping seventy five cents with about three videos… in the one industry where I could potentially make more than a man.

This is the part where most people would quit. Why the fuck can’t I just be like most people???

Instead I am pushing forward with a nude vlog. Since not many people read this blog, and I’m basically writing these words for nothing right now, to add content to a website that may or may never be popular. Oh yeah and the stuff in my last post was just me being a little taboo and weird, that happens. The nude vlog has so far involved very little talking, and mostly just singing and masturbating. My shows are going to be all solo. I figure I’m not really getting paid enough for my benefactors to have much say in what I produce, so I’m basically going to do what I want and hope that something pans out. I will also be making a serious effort for once. Why the fuck can’t I just ever be serious? Ugh, angst. At my age.

Me fooling around on the job…

I probably should have reserved the serious effort for getting that job at GoodLife Fitness, like, they’re always hiring, I could literally go there right now, and I don’t know why I don’t. I am going to work on that too. Just in case. But the vlog is definitely something I can do, it’s really just a matter of making a short almost daily video of me doing something nude. I like doing them in the shower. If I post enough then that seventy five cents will add up and maybe I’ll get some fans. Or be a total train wreck is option B which I’m hoping not.

I didn’t really mean for this to turn into an advert but I’ll leave my support link at the bottom so anyone who wants to help me upgrade my laptop can help me out majorly, that would be so amazing!

I guess I will end this now, but I will keep the internet posted on how this works out for me… I have some pretty cool ideas that I think will truly innovate and amaze the porn world…. perhaps even the world at large, idk…

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Me and my bf after a long hard days work…